Prince d’Maggot(Lvl 8 Skeleton Creep)
Read Aloud: A skeleton wearing a painted bird mask and fine robes is crouched in the bushes watching a maiden bathing in a stream.
Notes: Lives in a crypt, earns money teaching children about skeletons. He is in love with a girl in the village and is secretly building a meat body from discarded hair and carcasses to try and woo her. If the players can help him complete his meat body he will forever be in their debt.
I would watch a show about him forever
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