Sukamon is a Digimon made out of feces.

Chuumon is the tiny parasitic rat who shares Sukamon’s brain.

Together, they have their own official theme song from a Japanese soundtrack album:

OH MY GOD THE TRANSLATED LYRICS (probably not completely accurate) :

Chink-chink puipui feces poipoi feces poipoipoi!

The shit blabbering Sukamon and

On his head riding Chuumon

Like, like and really like little girls

(we can mate anytime and totally poach them)

In a wonderfully moist, sticky and muddy forest We have a date!

Shit is in a pinch and punches are punches

We gotta make our love go smoothly

(Whether it’s shit or dirt, it’s a one-match game)

Chink-Chink puipui feces poipoi Shit poipoipoi! (It’s love, love, love !)

The slightly nasty Sukamon and Chuumon

Like, like and really like stinky stuff

(Smeared with shit we live on)

Stuff like half-rotten cheese and

Leftovers of meals are just delicious!

Shit is in a pinch and punches are punches

If we seem to get squashed

(Whether it’s shit or dirt, it’s a one-match game)

Chink-Chink puipui feces poipoi Shit poipoipoi!

(We are happy, happy, happy!)

Chink-Chink puipui feces poipoi Shit poipoipoi!