thedreaddominatrix:

I feel so old saying stuff like this. And believe me, I am not old. But honestly, what even is this? It’s apparently called Vanilluxe. It’s the evolved form of something else (that looks like a single ice-cream thingy). It kind of reminds me of Doduo, except instead of a two-headed bird, it’s a two-headed strange, mutant ice-cream-in-a-cone, solid ice and snow Pokémon thing. I feel like this is some kind of practical joke, like an April Fool’s prank saying “So these are the new Pokémon (trololololol).” Who even thought of this, and what in the world were they thinking?

They were thinking that a two-headed ice monster that looks like an ice cream cone is a fun, cool, whimsical idea that will appeal to everyone with an inner child and they were correct. How blackened and withered your heart must be :C

This really goes out to all the Vanilluxe-bashers.

I can sort of understand that a pokemon of solid “living ice” is less believable than all the organic ice types of the past, but Gen 1 also had pokeballs, magnets and a bird made of computer data :p