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I wish these existed. Why can’t I have one instead of a kitchen and subsist on just whatever that is they dispense

I wish these existed. Why can’t I have one instead of a kitchen and subsist on just whatever that is they dispense

(Source: 90s90s90s)

mackaroon:

Please please let there be an orchid mantis fairy/bug evolution for scyther!!
I made my own version but I’m really hoping for this to happen!  Or at least a fairy/bug type.  My guy needs a name though!  Something that starts with “Sc” and ends in “r”.  If anyone has any good ideas, lemme know.  The best I have is Scapier, some kind of edit or rapier or something.  I’d love to name it after a neat magical weapon though but I don’t know much about that!
EDITSomeone suggested Scalibur (like Excalibur) and I think that’s what I’ll go with!  Silent “c” though!  (maybe silent “c”? idk really)
A perfect name wow

mackaroon:

Please please let there be an orchid mantis fairy/bug evolution for scyther!!

I made my own version but I’m really hoping for this to happen!  Or at least a fairy/bug type.  My guy needs a name though!  Something that starts with “Sc” and ends in “r”.  If anyone has any good ideas, lemme know.  The best I have is Scapier, some kind of edit or rapier or something.  I’d love to name it after a neat magical weapon though but I don’t know much about that!

EDIT
Someone suggested Scalibur (like Excalibur) and I think that’s what I’ll go with!  Silent “c” though!  (maybe silent “c”? idk really)

A perfect name wow

Can we talk about what a model parent Aragog was I mean he had nothing against Harry and Ron and he wasn’t gonna eat them but his kids felt differently and he was not gonna tell them what to do he let them choose their own path in life that’s better than like half the other characters that people look up to

(Source: bobschofield)

Garbodor and Vanilluxe bursting in on genwunners like “Maybe your mom was out of ideas when she made you! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

dragondicks:

turbo u ok dude

dasinnerereich:

Andrzej Żuławski preparing the monster for “Possession” (1981)

dasinnerereich:

Andrzej Żuławski preparing the monster for “Possession” (1981)

datsalmon:

and even more monster ladies!

adorablespiders:

Boots making sure his foot is very clean, he’s like an 8 legged cat! Look at how delicate he is with his fangs :) so cute!

These are Neotrogla barklice and they’re the only animals we know of where the female uses a penis-like organ to penetrate the male’s vagina-like organ in order to collect his sperm. She’s the one on top and this process lasts for days.

http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2014/04/17/in-this-insect-females-have-penises-and-males-have-vaginas/

When they injure the villain/monster and then they stand there agape in horror as it dramatically strains to slowly regenerate at them it’s like what the fuck just fuck it up harder make it dramatically regenerate for like ten hours while you get the fuck out of there jeez

I have completed exactly one shelf and it is a shelf of nothing but trash-themed monsters.

The only trash monster I’m aware of that I do not own for this shelf is the dionaga from Star Wars.

Finally starting to unpack my things and have a really long way to go.
I wish we were allowed to paint the walls dark like I have in every house I’ve ever lived, I can’t stand white paint.
Luckily I may own enough things to completely obscure every inch of them.

Finally starting to unpack my things and have a really long way to go.

I wish we were allowed to paint the walls dark like I have in every house I’ve ever lived, I can’t stand white paint.

Luckily I may own enough things to completely obscure every inch of them.

jesus-lizard-journal:

trumpetsharkcomics:

single pager done for the local zine, Dune. this one was in #13!!

Legitimately probably one of the most clever and hysterical things I have ever fucking seen

jesus-lizard-journal:

trumpetsharkcomics:

single pager done for the local zine, Dune. this one was in #13!!

Legitimately probably one of the most clever and hysterical things I have ever fucking seen

magnoliapearl:

1:

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Tall tall building!

Tall tall building who?

I’m just a building. I don’t even have any name. I think I will just sit still.

2:

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Poop poop toilet.

Poop poop toilet who?

(CACOPHONOUS GALES OF LAUGHTER)