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are you ready for halloween and penutbutter cups yet??

well technically that began when peanut butter pumpkins hit the shelves some time in late july

wilburwhateley:

Fabio Frangione’s The Colour Out of Space

wilburwhateley:

Fabio Frangione’s The Colour Out of Space

Dude comes on my profile trying to shame me for disabling comments (on something that was only spammed with rage and threats), makes up a story that I “put women over men” (and is unable to provide me an example of me actually doing so, as usually for everyone who makes this accusation), spouts a bunch of self-righteous bullshit about “debate” and “discussion” being noble pursuits that must be honored at all costs, DEMANDS he be acknowledged and engaged with so I can grow as a person from his insightful nuggets of wisdom, proceeds to call trans and homosexual people diseased and sick.

I don’t even

the-ice-castle:

"Bipper" can’t blink both eyes at the same time.
Just another awesome little detail about this show. Gotta love how they pay attention to things like that!

the-ice-castle:

"Bipper" can’t blink both eyes at the same time.

Just another awesome little detail about this show. Gotta love how they pay attention to things like that!

hoganddice:

coffeeandcockatiels:

appropriately-inappropriate:

audreyvhorne:

sttinkerbelle:

vmpolung:

knowledgeandlove:

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#and I just don’t feel entitled to someone else’s life’s work.

That comment exactly!! It’s not mine and I can survive without it, so I will.

This is why honey is not vegan.

The problem here is that honey, especially if you buy it ethically from an apiarist, isn’t actually detrimental to the well-being of the bee or the hive. In the wild, honey is used as a food stock, but in a domesticated honeybee colony, the bees are fed quite well, and so the honey is a surplus.
The alternatives, like sugar, relies on monocrops in third world countries, with transient labour. Growing up, there was a sugarcane field by my house, and I’m sure the Haitian men who worked backbreaking hours hacking a machete through knife-bladed leaves in 40 degree heat for a couple dollars a day would have traded a testicle to be a Canadian honeybee. Stevia’s going the same way, iirc.
Additionally, apiarists are actually huge proponents and activists for sustainable bee-keeping, and it’s estimated that the domesticated hive may be the last great hope for declining populations, because we can optimize their chances for survival.
It’s their life’s work, sure, but it’s not the death of them to use it responsibly.

YOU’RE NOT MILKING THE BEES FOR THE HONEY
YOU’RE NOT EVEN HURTING THEM
OR THEIR HOME
FUCK, PEOPLE…

HUMAN BEINGS EATING HONEY IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE MAIN THINGS PREVENTING BEE EXTINCTION YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCKTRUMPET!

hoganddice:

coffeeandcockatiels:

appropriately-inappropriate:

audreyvhorne:

sttinkerbelle:

vmpolung:

knowledgeandlove:

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Fact check source

#and I just don’t feel entitled to someone else’s life’s work.

That comment exactly!! It’s not mine and I can survive without it, so I will.

This is why honey is not vegan.

The problem here is that honey, especially if you buy it ethically from an apiarist, isn’t actually detrimental to the well-being of the bee or the hive. In the wild, honey is used as a food stock, but in a domesticated honeybee colony, the bees are fed quite well, and so the honey is a surplus.

The alternatives, like sugar, relies on monocrops in third world countries, with transient labour. Growing up, there was a sugarcane field by my house, and I’m sure the Haitian men who worked backbreaking hours hacking a machete through knife-bladed leaves in 40 degree heat for a couple dollars a day would have traded a testicle to be a Canadian honeybee. Stevia’s going the same way, iirc.

Additionally, apiarists are actually huge proponents and activists for sustainable bee-keeping, and it’s estimated that the domesticated hive may be the last great hope for declining populations, because we can optimize their chances for survival.

It’s their life’s work, sure, but it’s not the death of them to use it responsibly.

YOU’RE NOT MILKING THE BEES FOR THE HONEY

YOU’RE NOT EVEN HURTING THEM

OR THEIR HOME

FUCK, PEOPLE…

HUMAN BEINGS EATING HONEY IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE MAIN THINGS PREVENTING BEE EXTINCTION YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCKTRUMPET!

spacetwinks:

spider girlfriend makes me a hoodie out of webbing. to be honest it sticks to my body in uncomfortable ways but 1. i love my spider girlfriend and 2. who’s on the cutting edge of fashion now, jeffrey, you piece of shit

I get accused of “strawmanning” every time I base a post, a joke or a comic on a real person who actually acted the way I am portraying their argument.

That’s actually fundamentally not what “strawman” means.

Also not sure why someone would get offended unless they actually relate to and agree with the bad guy figure. Don’t pretend to be mad about “strawmanning” when you’re really just mad at being called on your shit.

The clock strikes twelve. It is now October 1st. The house rots, boards creaking and roof leaning in on itself. A hideous blackness envelops the musty abode like a sentient cobweb, and its inhabitants rejoice in their newfound strength. It is finally the day, says the hunched pseudodipteran humanoid. Yes, replies the bespectacled mass of leeches and worms, Today marks the beginning of ONE THOUSAND YEARS HALLOWEEN
dirtyawfulhospitalconfessions:


(I don’t know I just feel weird making rule 34 art when the artist isn’t foreign or dead or both)- anonymous

rule 34 of dr phage already exists though, its alright
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I couldn’t possibly ever be offended by anything anybody makes out of my characters, honestly, no matter how bizarre and grotesque I’d just flattered that anyone was that turned on by a germ I drew a bow tie on.

dirtyawfulhospitalconfessions:

(I don’t know I just feel weird making rule 34 art when the artist isn’t foreign or dead or both)- anonymous

rule 34 of dr phage already exists though, its alright

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I couldn’t possibly ever be offended by anything anybody makes out of my characters, honestly, no matter how bizarre and grotesque I’d just flattered that anyone was that turned on by a germ I drew a bow tie on.

yes I remember this was the best season

IT’S SEPTEMBER 30

Me until 11:59:59 tonight:

Me at 12:00:01

Halloween monster review: TERMINIX!

What a wonderful service Terminix must be, selling all these great monsters and bugs, presumably by phone order

buggirl:

Wishing people would decorate for Halloween every day of the year!

buggirl:

Wishing people would decorate for Halloween every day of the year!