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pigbuttworm:

i drew a gillmen i generated via the unofficial gillmen generator!
also i just realized they look like this guy

pigbuttworm:

i drew a gillmen i generated via the unofficial gillmen generator!

also i just realized they look like this guy

(Source: comedordepizza)

Ok, how bout this: If you were a Scooby Doo villain, what would your shtick/monster thing be.

Ruin some homeopathic industry giant by dressing up like a mutant bacteria-man ostensibly born as a side effect of their fake medicine

And I’d get away with it, too!

(Source: poopertricks)

(Source: infamousr)

Suggest more disease monsters!

In the past on Bogleech I’ve featured the GERMS! toy line and similarly designed Germs of the Body cards, and for Halloween now I’ve done the Trash Pack germs line, Nurgle, and have at least three more big germ/disease-monster features in the pipeline, but that’s hardly enough, is it?

I’ll look at any and all suggestions. Toys, video games, commercials, stickers, cartoons, anything you know of that features a bunch of parasites or illnesses characterized as weird monster things. I know they’re out there!

You have made articles on some of the coolest creature types in M:TG! But do you disagree that the lamest creature type of them all are Magic's "Angels"? I mean, even Elves and Humans are cooler, by virtue of the Onslaught block with its mutants! Which is a shame, taking into account the ancient depictions of angels in the book of Ezekiel and such. I blame it all on the original "Serra Angel", which originally would have "serrated" arms, but the artist messed up.

Yeah, sadly even though real, actual Biblical angels are surreal, terrifyingly inhuman-looking beings, Magic: The Gathering, otherwise loaded with bizarre creatures, is hung up on them being sexy warrior women with bird wings.

wilburwhateley:

Howard V. Brown (for Amazing Stories)

The MONSTROUS INDESCRIBABLE SIGHT of unbelievably fucking precious googly eye people and a fish eggs monster carrying a block in its little arms
I didn’t know the earliest illustrations of a Shoggoth and Old Ones were this laughably adorable, I mean, almost all of Lovecraft’s monsters just sound adorable but this is ridiculoid, no wonder humans are scared of spiders when they thought this was a “creepy” image only a generation or so ago

wilburwhateley:

Howard V. Brown (for Amazing Stories)

The MONSTROUS INDESCRIBABLE SIGHT of unbelievably fucking precious googly eye people and a fish eggs monster carrying a block in its little arms

I didn’t know the earliest illustrations of a Shoggoth and Old Ones were this laughably adorable, I mean, almost all of Lovecraft’s monsters just sound adorable but this is ridiculoid, no wonder humans are scared of spiders when they thought this was a “creepy” image only a generation or so ago

mmmskulljuice:

once again this is wrong somehow

mmmskulljuice:

once again this is wrong somehow

Today on Awful Hospital:

hobboxcorner:

xryz:

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ants are some scary mother fuckers

Who needs sled dogs when you have fucking ants.

platinumblackcomic:

My two rules for Platinum black creatures are 1) nothing can just look like a weird head on a human body and 2) None of the female monsters should look like things human males would by and large be attracted to.

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There are people who write fan-scripts for internet reviewers.

Like people who write entire scripts for how they imagine Nostalgia Grumps commenting on whatever movie or game or something.

Reviewer fanfic.

I don’t know how to feel about this.

I’m not knocking what people enjoy doing I’m just having difficulty processing the surreal uroboros of modern culture

The Living Tombstone - Five Nights at Freddy's Song
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livingtombstone:

Lyrics: 

Verse 1:

We’re waiting every night

to finally roam and invite

newcomers to play with us

for many years we’ve been all alone

We’re forced to be still and play

The same songs we’ve known since that day

An imposter took our life away

Now we’re stuck here to decay

Pre-Chorus:

Please let us get in!

don’t lock us away!

We’re not like what you’re thinking

We’re poor little souls

who have lost all control

and we’re forced here to take that role

We’ve been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since 1987

Join us, be our friend

or just be stuck and defend

after all you only got

Chorus: x2

Five Nights at Freddy’s

Is this where you want to be

I just don’t get it

Why do you want to stay

Verse 2:

We’re really quite surprised

We get to see you another night

You should have looked for another job

you should have said to this place good-bye

It’s like there’s so much more

Maybe you’ve been in this place before

We remember a face like yours

You seem acquainted with those doors

-Pre-Chorus

-Chorus 

I enjoy how far Five Nights at Freddy’s fandom is going.

kaijubrains:

I’m doing this monster challenge
Challenge 8: An unusual take on a vampire
This small beast latches onto larger animals with the sharp claws on its feet and wings. The furless head and neck is normally tucked into the body but emerges when feeding. It can feed on the surface of the skin, or burrow its head deep into the flesh in search of a larger vein or artery. They can gorge themselves until their bodies become 3 times larger than normal These creatures roost in colonies containing hundreds of individuals. In hard times, they turn to cannibalism

You say “unusual” but every vampire I’ve met in real life was one of these

kaijubrains:

I’m doing this monster challenge

Challenge 8: An unusual take on a vampire

This small beast latches onto larger animals with the sharp claws on its feet and wings. The furless head and neck is normally tucked into the body but emerges when feeding. It can feed on the surface of the skin, or burrow its head deep into the flesh in search of a larger vein or artery. They can gorge themselves until their bodies become 3 times larger than normal These creatures roost in colonies containing hundreds of individuals. In hard times, they turn to cannibalism

You say “unusual” but every vampire I’ve met in real life was one of these