i drew a gillmen i generated via the unofficial gillmen generator!
also i just realized they look like this guy
Ruin some homeopathic industry giant by dressing up like a mutant bacteria-man ostensibly born as a side effect of their fake medicine
And I’d get away with it, too!
In the past on Bogleech I’ve featured the GERMS! toy line and similarly designed Germs of the Body cards, and for Halloween now I’ve done the Trash Pack germs line, Nurgle, and have at least three more big germ/disease-monster features in the pipeline, but that’s hardly enough, is it?
I’ll look at any and all suggestions. Toys, video games, commercials, stickers, cartoons, anything you know of that features a bunch of parasites or illnesses characterized as weird monster things. I know they’re out there!
Yeah, sadly even though real, actual Biblical angels are surreal, terrifyingly inhuman-looking beings, Magic: The Gathering, otherwise loaded with bizarre creatures, is hung up on them being sexy warrior women with bird wings.
Howard V. Brown (for Amazing Stories)
The MONSTROUS INDESCRIBABLE SIGHT of unbelievably fucking precious googly eye people and a fish eggs monster carrying a block in its little arms
I didn’t know the earliest illustrations of a Shoggoth and Old Ones were this laughably adorable, I mean, almost all of Lovecraft’s monsters just sound adorable but this is ridiculoid, no wonder humans are scared of spiders when they thought this was a “creepy” image only a generation or so ago
once again this is wrong somehow
ants are some scary mother fuckers
Who needs sled dogs when you have fucking ants.
My two rules for Platinum black creatures are 1) nothing can just look like a weird head on a human body and 2) None of the female monsters should look like things human males would by and large be attracted to.
There are people who write fan-scripts for internet reviewers.
Like people who write entire scripts for how they imagine Nostalgia Grumps commenting on whatever movie or game or something.
I don’t know how to feel about this.
I’m not knocking what people enjoy doing I’m just having difficulty processing the surreal uroboros of modern culture
We’re waiting every night
to finally roam and invite
newcomers to play with us
for many years we’ve been all alone
We’re forced to be still and play
The same songs we’ve known since that day
An imposter took our life away
Now we’re stuck here to decay
Please let us get in!
don’t lock us away!
We’re not like what you’re thinking
We’re poor little souls
who have lost all control
and we’re forced here to take that role
We’ve been all alone
Stuck in our little zone
Join us, be our friend
or just be stuck and defend
after all you only got
Five Nights at Freddy’s
Is this where you want to be
I just don’t get it
Why do you want to stay
We’re really quite surprised
We get to see you another night
You should have looked for another job
you should have said to this place good-bye
It’s like there’s so much more
Maybe you’ve been in this place before
We remember a face like yours
You seem acquainted with those doors
I enjoy how far Five Nights at Freddy’s fandom is going.
Challenge 8: An unusual take on a vampire
This small beast latches onto larger animals with the sharp claws on its feet and wings. The furless head and neck is normally tucked into the body but emerges when feeding. It can feed on the surface of the skin, or burrow its head deep into the flesh in search of a larger vein or artery. They can gorge themselves until their bodies become 3 times larger than normal These creatures roost in colonies containing hundreds of individuals. In hard times, they turn to cannibalism
You say “unusual” but every vampire I’ve met in real life was one of these