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deathandmysticism:

Russian poster depicting the typhus louse by O. Grin, Wellcome Images, 1919

I want this poster more than I’ve ever wanted a poster.

deathandmysticism:

Russian poster depicting the typhus louse by O. Grin, Wellcome Images, 1919

I want this poster more than I’ve ever wanted a poster.

toxeh:

starborn-vagaboo:

sizvideos:

Watch this rare oarfish sighting

AMAGAD OARFISH WHAT

Incase you didn’t know oarfish are very long deep sea fish that rarely if ever come to shallow water; if they do it’s usually because they’re about to kick the bucket.

kinda sad that they only are seen when they’re dying though.

What’s extra freaky is that in their natural habitat, they spend most of their time hovering straight up and down rather than swimming horizontally like we see here and expect from most other sea creatures.

There are other deep sea fish who swim that way, and anglerfish who swim completely upside down. Things get weird in a weightless void of total darkness.

rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

This just in lemons enjoy being pissed on and it makes them grow bigger

rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

This just in lemons enjoy being pissed on and it makes them grow bigger

daftchameleon:

what if spaceships were made of living flesh

and dinosaur bones were just the remains of flesh spaceships

meexart:

My final submission to the Technotwonic show at MICA! 

meexart:

My final submission to the Technotwonic show at MICA! 

cthulhucoffee:

Wasp Nest Merges With Human Face To Become Nightmare Fuel
becdecorbin:

morbi:

Today’s final Page of Poppy is… Interesting. Don’t click that link if you’re not caught up. Trust me.
You can start reading all three of today’s updates here. 

oh

Oh shit was that an evil mimic octopus

becdecorbin:

morbi:

Today’s final Page of Poppy is… Interesting. Don’t click that link if you’re not caught up. Trust me.

You can start reading all three of today’s updates here. 

oh

Oh shit was that an evil mimic octopus

ivyxaur:

fackinggluke:

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

not funny tho….

congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.

ivyxaur:

fackinggluke:

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

not funny tho….

congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.

Immortal time traveling wizard who, every time he has to shit, travels back to the same moment in some abusive, sexist, skeevy comic book fan’s house to use his comics or toys as toilet paper so from the geek’s perspective a hundred identical wizards just pop in one day and deface every last earthly thing he values with their shitty asses.

And then the wizard looks through reddit for another worthy target

I did it. The first of the month, six live leeches are going to be delivered to my apartment from Carolina Biological.

$40 well spent

they’re all making excited little peep-peep sounds

they’re all making excited little peep-peep sounds

(Source: thecatprincess-mew)

apotheciacomic:

Page Eleven. 
APOTHECIA updates Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. 

This is a rad comic about a little girl who has a trapped alien criminal
It’s just starting out and there’s no telling where it’s gonna go yet

apotheciacomic:

Page Eleven. 

APOTHECIA updates Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. 

This is a rad comic about a little girl who has a trapped alien criminal

It’s just starting out and there’s no telling where it’s gonna go yet

dragondicks:

cupsnake:

Pepper and friends explore where no chickens have gone before as far as she knows in her nugget box space ship. Tiny pretend space explorers!

these chicken nuggets are fucking raw get me the manager

sweet-bitsy:

local-shop:

muppetmayhem:

Animated Kermit is just a really horrible frog.

The way this kermits mouth moves cracks me up.

My brother is getting mad at me because I won’t stop saying “TEETH”

Reblogging for BILLY.