Bad news: A coyote stole my buried hare and I will be lamenting its loss for days, it was such a perfect corpse and the bones were all intact
Hilarious news: mY FRICKIGN BUNNY CAME OUT OF THE GROUND ON EASTER, HE IS RISEN, 4/20 PRAISE IT
What insects look like magnified thousands of times:
Wasp antenna tip
WOW GROSS UGH BUGS ARE SUPER GROSS INSTEAD LET’S LOOK AT WHAT SEXY HUMANS LOOK LIKE MAGNIFIED THE SAME AMOUNT
Skin and body hair
The corner of a fingernail
A human sweat pore
The Wil Wheaton Project: After Dark
I think everyone in this picture is getting a really good deal.
Only the ones whose deal involves rows of tooth-lined suckers
The true meaning of the holiday
Why is it so funny to me right now that whoever wrote the Snorks wiki entries keeps describing entire characters as “wart-like.”
can i mention how the kaiju have destroyed countless worlds but once they reached earth the humans were like nope. not today mother fuckers. big robots. lets go.
#CAN WE AD THIS TO THE MYTHOS OF HUMANS AS #SPACE ORCS #? #LIKE IMAGINE IF YOU WERE AN ANT EXTERMINATOR AND ONE DAY YOU GO TO SPRAY DOWN AN ANT HILL ONLY TO BE MET #BY A HUMAN-SIZED CONTRAPTION OF STICKS AND LEAVES PILOTED BY THESE TWO TEENY TINY ANTS #THAT THEN PROCEEDS TO KICK YOUR ASS TO KINGDOM COME #BEWARE OF HUMANS #THEY DO NOT DIE EASY #PACIFIC RIM
Okay but can we just forget about Pacific Rim and literally every other movie ever made because that ant analogy in those tags is 100,000 times better than anything else and should have been a movie a long time ago
Don’t all teachers already do that or do I just have odd luck
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
you guys think too vanilla
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE #3 (Feb. 1983)
Art by George Tuska (pencils), Rodin Rodriguez (inks) & Tony Tollin (colors)
Words by Paul Kupperberg
Skeletor I’m pretty sure I’ve seen Orko accidentally defeat you with like bouqets of flowers or some shit I think you and I both know nothing you just said is true at all
There was a whole line of Bosch figurines available from a museum shop back in 2004, and you can now find them from multiple sources and on ebay under “Bosch Figurine.” Their prices haven’t even gone up, though they were always in the $40-150 range depending on size.
My Helmeted Bird Monster (their name for it) lost his accessories over the course of a so many moves, sadly.
A more expensive figurine with the man and the pig nun was also produced!
There’s around fifteen some figures in the series covering all his most iconic demons. I think the last one here is probably the most disturbing choice.
I found this children’s book in a charity shop today and it’s amazing. It’s about a boy called Frank and a giant plastic skeleton going around a museum at night where everything comes alive. Here’s a passage from it;
'I don't want to see the embryo,' said Frank. 'I want to see my mum.' 'That's just what Embryo thinks,' said Elvis, 'Cooooo-eeeee, Embee!' And a big plastic embryo waddled out of a dark corner. 'He's got fingernails, Henry' said Elvis in a wild excited voice.
Also one of the main characters is a bored giant fly. It gets very surreal towards the end.
oh my god