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I think I’ve said this exact thing before but it’s so freaking weird that we put breasts on so many alien creatures and anthropomorphic animals because the two prominent boobs are something totally unique to humans.

That’s like if we were chicken people and gave all our fictional beings cock’s combs. Even robots and cartoon bugs and shit.

Or maybe if we were turtle people and our version of Star Trek assumed a vast majority of alien races would have turtle shells cause that’s just so normal to us and marketing executives assume nobody will buy a game or watch a movie where the characters don’t have turtle shells.

Walrus pop culture where everything has tusks.

Termite people giving all their female characters huge colossal pulsating abdomens even if they’re cats or fish or humans.

Proboscis monkey pop culture where anything designated “male” has a big dangly fat nose to make it sexier.

Lawnmower robot loves making its humans happy and wants to do a better job so it asks why exactly the lawn needs to be mowed and its humans are just like “because the grass will grow too tall” and it thinks about that a lot and wonders how it could be even more helpful until one day its humans get a visit from family who appear shocked (horrified!?! Robot isn’t sure….) by how much the children have grown so tall.

The corridors that MALAHIDE sees are different to KIRSTY'S; they
are grotto-like, dotted with stalactites and stalagmites and not
immediately unattractive. The walls contain portals of a glass-
like substance at random intervals that emit blooming lights of
different colors and MALAHIDE peers eagerly into several of these.

In one, the view is like an aquarium. An alien fish swims past his
eyes. Its body resembles a human brain but it has pincer-like claws.
MALAHIDE presses his hand against the glass as the thing comes nearer.
Suddenly, from within its body, the thing produces a perfect
human forearm and hand and meets MALAHIDE's hand on the other
side of the glass.

MALAHIDE starts slightly but then keeps his hand there. He is
turning his head to call JULIA's attention to this marvel when
the thing suddenly forms a fist and begins to beat against the
glass with tremendous force.

MALAHIDE jumps back sharply, but the thing shatters the glass and
leaps out at him. He gasps and runs up the corridor, the thing
hopping after him on its one hand.

This is in the original script of Hellraiser II and was never filmed for either budgetary reasons or maybe they thought it was silly. In either case I’m sad.

There’s a toy line out called “Mutant Busters” look how precious

unfollovving:

WHEN THE GIF RESTARTS IT LOOKS LIKE THE LEAF IS SPIT OUT AND THEY ARE EATING IT AGAIN

unfollovving:

WHEN THE GIF RESTARTS IT LOOKS LIKE THE LEAF IS SPIT OUT AND THEY ARE EATING IT AGAIN

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frightprops:

Siamese Talking Skeleton! 

It better be able to make both bone puns and bad twin jokes.

frightprops:

Siamese Talking Skeleton! 

It better be able to make both bone puns and bad twin jokes.

If you didn’t know what “scopophobia” was and you searched the tag you still wouldn’t know because people are tagging literally anything with eyes.

But that’s kind of 99% of images on the internet. Is that really at all helpful? Like if someone has a problem with eyes and faces to such a degree that they can’t look at a drawing of Finn and Jake or a picture of an owl (both actual tag examples) wouldn’t they have had to disable images entirely?

I’m not making fun these are serious questions puzzling me

deathandmysticism:

Russian poster depicting the typhus louse by O. Grin, Wellcome Images, 1919

I want this poster more than I’ve ever wanted a poster.

deathandmysticism:

Russian poster depicting the typhus louse by O. Grin, Wellcome Images, 1919

I want this poster more than I’ve ever wanted a poster.

toxeh:

starborn-vagaboo:

sizvideos:

Watch this rare oarfish sighting

AMAGAD OARFISH WHAT

Incase you didn’t know oarfish are very long deep sea fish that rarely if ever come to shallow water; if they do it’s usually because they’re about to kick the bucket.

kinda sad that they only are seen when they’re dying though.

What’s extra freaky is that in their natural habitat, they spend most of their time hovering straight up and down rather than swimming horizontally like we see here and expect from most other sea creatures.

There are other deep sea fish who swim that way, and anglerfish who swim completely upside down. Things get weird in a weightless void of total darkness.

rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

This just in lemons enjoy being pissed on and it makes them grow bigger

rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

This just in lemons enjoy being pissed on and it makes them grow bigger

daftchameleon:

what if spaceships were made of living flesh

and dinosaur bones were just the remains of flesh spaceships

meexart:

My final submission to the Technotwonic show at MICA! 

meexart:

My final submission to the Technotwonic show at MICA! 

cthulhucoffee:

Wasp Nest Merges With Human Face To Become Nightmare Fuel
becdecorbin:

morbi:

Today’s final Page of Poppy is… Interesting. Don’t click that link if you’re not caught up. Trust me.
You can start reading all three of today’s updates here. 

oh

Oh shit was that an evil mimic octopus

becdecorbin:

morbi:

Today’s final Page of Poppy is… Interesting. Don’t click that link if you’re not caught up. Trust me.

You can start reading all three of today’s updates here. 

oh

Oh shit was that an evil mimic octopus