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twerkyvulture:

Bad news: A coyote stole my buried hare and I will be lamenting its loss for days, it was such a perfect corpse and the bones were all intact

Hilarious news: mY FRICKIGN BUNNY CAME OUT OF THE GROUND ON EASTER, HE IS RISEN, 4/20 PRAISE IT

What insects look like magnified thousands of times:

Flour beetle

Fly eye

Wasp antenna tip

WOW GROSS UGH BUGS ARE SUPER GROSS INSTEAD LET’S LOOK AT WHAT SEXY HUMANS LOOK LIKE MAGNIFIED THE SAME AMOUNT

Skin and body hair

Human eyelashes

The corner of a fingernail

A human sweat pore

edwardspoonhands:

photoshopwilwheaton:

The Wil Wheaton Project: After Dark

I think everyone in this picture is getting a really good deal.

Only the ones whose deal involves rows of tooth-lined suckers

edwardspoonhands:

photoshopwilwheaton:

The Wil Wheaton Project: After Dark

I think everyone in this picture is getting a really good deal.

Only the ones whose deal involves rows of tooth-lined suckers

(Source: gameraboy)

Merry Easter! I hope you find many eggs. So many, many eggs, their pallid slimy surfaces pulsating slightly as they pour from every orifice.

The true meaning of the holiday

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Why is it so funny to me right now that whoever wrote the Snorks wiki entries keeps describing entire characters as “wart-like.”

g-isabellae:

bunnybotbaby:

threedaysdisgrace:

can i mention how the kaiju have destroyed countless worlds but once they reached earth the humans were like nope. not today mother fuckers. big robots. lets go.

#CAN WE AD THIS TO THE MYTHOS OF HUMANS AS  #SPACE ORCS  #? #LIKE IMAGINE IF YOU WERE AN ANT EXTERMINATOR AND ONE DAY YOU GO TO SPRAY DOWN AN ANT HILL ONLY TO BE MET  #BY A HUMAN-SIZED CONTRAPTION OF STICKS AND LEAVES PILOTED BY THESE TWO TEENY TINY ANTS  #THAT THEN PROCEEDS TO KICK YOUR ASS TO KINGDOM COME  #BEWARE OF HUMANS  #THEY DO NOT DIE EASY  #PACIFIC RIM   

Okay but can we just forget about Pacific Rim and literally every other movie ever made because that ant analogy in those tags is 100,000 times better than anything else and should have been a movie a long time ago

roachpatrol:

cuckou:

Probs shits gold tinsel

this is definitely a fairy

roachpatrol:

cuckou:

Probs shits gold tinsel

this is definitely a fairy

When you eventually do become a biology teacher, promise me that at the end of the school year you'll announce to the class, "Your grades are in, and you all get BEEEEES!" After which you unleash an endless swarm of bees from your mouth.

Don’t all teachers already do that or do I just have odd luck

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

you guys think too vanilla

jthenr-comics-vault:

MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE #3 (Feb. 1983)Art by George Tuska (pencils), Rodin Rodriguez (inks) & Tony Tollin (colors)Words by Paul Kupperberg

Skeletor I’m pretty sure I’ve seen Orko accidentally defeat you with like bouqets of flowers or some shit I think you and I both know nothing you just said is true at all

jthenr-comics-vault:

MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE #3 (Feb. 1983)
Art by George Tuska (pencils), Rodin Rodriguez (inks) & Tony Tollin (colors)
Words by Paul Kupperberg

Skeletor I’m pretty sure I’ve seen Orko accidentally defeat you with like bouqets of flowers or some shit I think you and I both know nothing you just said is true at all

Where on earth did you find that Boschian bird in a helmet?

There was a whole line of Bosch figurines available from a museum shop back in 2004, and you can now find them from multiple sources and on ebay under “Bosch Figurine.” Their prices haven’t even gone up, though they were always in the $40-150 range depending on size.

My Helmeted Bird Monster (their name for it) lost his accessories over the course of a so many moves, sadly.

A more expensive figurine with the man and the pig nun was also produced!

There’s around fifteen some figures in the series covering all his most iconic demons. I think the last one here is probably the most disturbing choice.

slime-minister:

I found this children’s book in a charity shop today and it’s amazing. It’s about a boy called Frank and a giant plastic skeleton going around a museum at night where everything comes alive. Here’s a passage from it;'I don't want to see the embryo,' said Frank. 'I want to see my mum.' 'That's just what Embryo thinks,' said Elvis, 'Cooooo-eeeee, Embee!' And a big plastic embryo waddled out of a dark corner. 'He's got fingernails, Henry' said Elvis in a wild excited voice.
Also one of the main characters is a bored giant fly. It gets very surreal towards the end.

oh my god

slime-minister:

I found this children’s book in a charity shop today and it’s amazing. It’s about a boy called Frank and a giant plastic skeleton going around a museum at night where everything comes alive. Here’s a passage from it;
'I don't want to see the embryo,' said Frank. 'I want to see my mum.' 'That's just what Embryo thinks,' said Elvis, 'Cooooo-eeeee, Embee!' And a big plastic embryo waddled out of a dark corner. 'He's got fingernails, Henry' said Elvis in a wild excited voice.

Also one of the main characters is a bored giant fly. It gets very surreal towards the end.

oh my god

Whereas other geekazoids line up their figures in neat little ows, I prefer to build layered crowds incorporating the same concepts of balance and space usage I would for a group shot drawing.

And I hate empty space.